JO, JOO, AND THE ART OF DRINKING

Joo’s barbell was legendary in these parts, a testament to his unbridled palate. Jo, on the other hand, preferred straight liquor. Their differences often resulted in hilarious mishaps at their favorite watering hole, the Rusty Mug. One night, after a particularly rowdy game of darts, Joo declared he could drink Jo under the table, and that’